I think GTA V has a lot of quotable moments. I quote a lot of Trevor Phillip's lines like "I'm about to f--- me a methhead!" and "Learn to play the saxophone!" Do you have any favorite GTA V quotes?
To me I think that anything that Trevor says would be one of my favorite quotes. The dude just says stuff that you would never even think that he would say.
How can all of Trevor's quotes be your favorites? Sometimes he just burps or curses at people. You don't remember any of his quotes? Not even when he says "I think that I would recognize my own underwear, now give them back!" to a random muscle guy on the beach?
"Computer gamers with their computer rigs. All they do is cry. They will never get the game." - Trevor
Michael de Santa: He's a good kid? A good kid? Why? Does he help the ****ing poor? No. He sits on his ass all day, smoking dope and jerking off while he plays that ****ing game. If that's our standard for goodness... then no wonder this country's screwed. Story of my life
Michael has a bunch of ones that steal the show! But I'm very conflicted between them so I'll just say that Michael had the best quotes by far. Or Trevor and his rants about hipsters and today's flawed youth.
I like it when Trevor says "I abhor hipsters. I eat them for fun." The Michael quote I like is "You forget a thousand things every day, pal. Make sure this is one of them."
I don't have a specific favorite quote, but Trevor has the best quotes. He says the best things lol. One quote that I like is "It ain't big but it gets the job done"
I like any scene with Trevor. I find him very amusing. The line where the guy said "could you please put your Johnson away?" Made me lol literally.
"Ah, nigga, don't hate me 'cause I'm beautiful, nigga. Maybe if you got rid of that old yee-yee ass haircut you got you'd get some bitches on your dick." - Lamar That or, maybe not really a quote, but the scribble on Trevor's wall, where instead of Live, Love, Laugh, is written "Eat, Shit, Die". I find myself chuckling whenever I see that.
Does anyone have any good pedestrian NPC quotes from the game? Random encounters and stuff like that.